HUMOUR On

Talking parrot

2010-02-05T17:48:00.000-08:00

Beyond any doubt, i can tell you that this video of a talking African grey parrot named Einstein will crack you up if you haven't seen it before. I have already seen this video so many times but still it doesn't fail to give me a good belly laugh.

Misspelled Tattoos

2010-02-04T22:47:00.000-08:00

It is in fact a exreme tradgedy. Please leave a coment below....lol!!

Frogs in diaper

2009-03-15T13:53:00.000-07:00

Cute kid hides 6 frogs in diaper.

Overexcited kid singing

2009-03-11T05:24:00.000-07:00

Very funny kid singing and dancing to "Something Anything" by Travis
during a recital at his preschool graduation.

Kid trying to say blood

2009-03-10T14:17:00.000-07:00

It's not funny!!...lol:-)

Watch this video attentively

2009-03-10T14:09:00.000-07:00

You'll be able to appreciate this video only if you watch closely and attentively.

Life Without A Girl Friend

2009-02-16T02:14:00.000-08:00

Here are 20 cool advantages for not having a girl friend. But as a guy, one day or the other we do have to sacrifice these freedoms unless and until you're a faggot.
1. You can stare at any Girl.
2. You don’t have to spend money on her.
3. You won’t get boring result in ur board papers.
4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.
5. If u don’t have a girlfriend, she can’t dump u.
6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.
7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.
8. You won’t have to tolerate someone else defining, “right” and ”wrong” for u.
9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.
10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.11. You won’t have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.
12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.
13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.
14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, you’ll sin less.
15. You can have good night’s sleep-no need to dream about her.
16. You wont have to fight over having a ‘special’ friend with ur folks.
17. No non-stop nonsense.
18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.
19. No tension.
20. You can be “yourself”
21. You won’t have to hide your telephone bills.....

Hilarious fainting compilations

2009-01-28T17:01:00.000-08:00

Watch people fainting left and right

Kung-fu baby

2009-01-28T16:50:00.000-08:00

Check out his funny and impressive kung-fu styles!!

Screwing up the escape plan

2009-01-28T16:29:00.000-08:00

Hilarious commercial video in which a stupid new prisoner screws up the escape plan of his inmate.

Some true and humourous facts about men & women

2009-01-27T20:57:00.000-08:00

NICKNAMES
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Lamb chops.

EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50.
None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

Australian tourist Q&A

2009-01-17T21:51:00.000-08:00

The questions below about Australia are from potential visitors.

They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humor.

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Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK).

A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.

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Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)

A: Depends how much you've been drinking.

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Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks(Sweden)?

A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.

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Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns,Townsville and Hervey Bay?

(UK)

A: What did your last slave die of?

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Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in

Australia?

(USA)

A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe.

Aus-tra-lia is that big island in themiddle of the Pacific which does not

... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.

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Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)

A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get

here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

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Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)

A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

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Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule?

(USA)

A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is ... oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

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Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? ( UK)

A: You are a British politician, right?

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Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? (Germany)

A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers.

Milk is illegal.

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Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can

Dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)

A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from.

All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and

make good pets.

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Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. (USA)

A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains ofanyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.

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Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth.

Can you tell me where I can sell it inAustralia? (USA)

A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

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Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female

population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)

A: Yes, gay night clubs.

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Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)

A: Only at Christmas.

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Q: I was in Australia in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the

Girl I dated while I was staying in Kings Cross*. Can you help?

(USA)

A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour.

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Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)

A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first.

Antidote for the itching powder

2009-01-15T04:26:00.000-08:00

Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts.

Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try.

One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that, among all of the citizens of the kingdom, only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to their chambers. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts.

The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and was hailed by the King and Queen as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio and demanded his 1000 gold coins.

With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King and with a laugh told him to get lost.

The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear.

The King immediately summoned Nick to his chambers!!!

The moral of the story:

Pay your freakin' bills!!!

Charlie bit me!!

2009-01-07T17:08:00.000-08:00

Charlie Bit Me video is probably one of the most popular videos on the net with over 80,636,217 views on Youtube alone as recorded on 8 of December, 2009 at 6.46 AM to be precise. If you haven't seen this clip before, WATCH IT NOW!!

Here is the video.

This video became so popular that people started making their own version of Charlie it me video. According to me, the best remake could be the video given below b'cos i can imagine Charlie and his brother, Harry(the victim) in these two guys when they grow up.

..and enjoy this remix too!!

Funny divorce letter

2009-01-06T14:38:00.000-08:00

Dear Husband:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.

I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it.

These last two weeks have been hell.

Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee.

You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything.
Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, what ever the case is, I'm gone.

P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together!

Have a great life!

Your EX-Wife

......The saga continues.....

Dear Ex-Wife

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.

It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been.

I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice.

When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.

I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my
brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99.

After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out.

So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.

Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the filling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me.

So take care.

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.

Signed Rich As Hell and Free!

A Letter Written To Her Son

2009-01-06T14:28:00.000-08:00

Dear Son:
Just a few lines to let you know that I'm still alive. I'm writing this letter slowly because I know that you cannot read fast. You won't know the house when you come home. . . we've moved.

About your father. . . He has a lovely new job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.

There was a washing machine in the new house when we moved in, but it wasn't working too good. Last week I put 14 shirts into it, pulled the chain, and I haven't seen the shirts since. Your sister Mary had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a boy or girl, so I don't know whether you're an aunt or uncle.

Your Uncle Dick drowned last week in a vat of whiskey in a Dublin brewery. Some of his workmates dived in to save him, but he fought them off bravely. We cremated his body, and it took three days to put out the fire.

Your father didn't have much to drink at Christmas. I put a bottle of castor oil in his pint of beer. That kept him going till New Years day.

I went to the doctor on Thursday and your father came with me. The doctor put a small tube into my mouth and told me not to open it for ten minutes. Your father offered to buy it from him.

It only rained twice last week. First for 3 days, and then for 4 days. Monday it was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times.

We had a letter yesterday from the undertaker. He said if the last installment wasn't paid on your grandmother within 7 days; up she comes.

Your Loving Mother,

P. S. I was going to send you $10.00 but I had already sealed the envelope.

Weird place to sleep

2009-01-06T13:57:00.000-08:00

I can't even give a thought of such stupidity.

Still a virgin?

2009-01-06T13:14:00.000-08:00

A funny commercial video from Moemax. Don't let your furniture embarrass you

Cliff Sex

2009-01-06T03:09:00.000-08:00

Hilarious cliff sex animation.

The Secret Hiding Place of Osama Bin Laden

2009-01-06T02:58:00.000-08:00

The secret hiding place of the world's most wanted fugitive Osama Bin Laden

Nipple slip in live tv show

2009-01-04T22:16:00.000-08:00

Seems like she was so excited to have a taste that she literally didn't even realised her cloth slipping off her shoulder..anyway that boobie flash is the main ingredient for this video!!

Caught watching porn

2009-01-04T13:14:00.000-08:00

A commercial video in which a guy is caught watching porn at office by his female colleague.

Hilarious News Headlines

2009-01-04T11:46:00.000-08:00

Ridiculous news headlines from various newspapers.

Crazy Ebayers

2009-01-03T15:12:00.000-08:00

Sometimes i use to think Ebay sucks and the people who buys from it are stupid(in some cases). When i found this picture, i knew i was right about it in some ways. So far I have never even bought a single item from Ebay. I usually opt for Amazon when it comes to online shopping...Sorry Ebayers!!

Click on the picture to view its full size.

Meaning of nine words commonly used by women

2009-01-02T18:15:00.000-08:00

Nine words frequently used by women are:

Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #2 for the meaning of nothing.)

Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.

That’s Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ (For the woman’s response refer again to #2.)

Whatever : Is a women’s way of saying Get Lost you Idiot!

Ok, the bottom line is most of the women are
..Complicated

While men are usually..

more simple and straightforward as compared to women.

Bragging horses

2009-01-02T17:37:00.000-08:00

Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. “In the last 15 races, I’ve won 8 of them!”

Another horse breaks in, “Well in the last 27 races, I’ve won 19!!”

“Oh that’s good, but in the last 36 races, I’ve won 28!”, says another, flicking his tail. At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. “I don’t mean to boast,” says the greyhound, “but in my last 90 races, I’ve won 88 of them!”

The horses are clearly amazed. “Wow!” says one, after a hushed silence. “A talking dog.”

I slept with your Mom

2009-01-02T17:26:00.000-08:00

Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!” The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.”

Now my Friend is DEaD!!

2009-01-02T17:18:00.000-08:00

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“

Interesting/ Funny Facts

2009-01-02T03:36:00.000-08:00

Atilla the Hun died of a nosebleed on his wedding night in AD 453.
A crocodile always grows new teeth to replace the old teeth.
Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.
It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
All of the clocks in the movie Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20.
The youngest pope was 11 years old.
In France, it is legal to marry a dead person.
It is illegal to be a prostitute in Siena, Italy, if your name is Mary.
The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
A snail can sleep for 3 years.

The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.

In Kentucky, it is illegal to carry ice-cream in your back pocket.

Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

A group of officers is called a mess.

Actor Mark Wahlberg has a third nipple.

Jean -Claude Van Damme learned to speak English by watching the cartoon 'The Flintstones.

Polar bears are left-handed.

The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable

Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

An American urologist once bought Napoleon's penis for $40,000.

In 1895 Hampshire police handed out the first ever speeding ticket, fining a man for doing 6mph!

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

Donald Duck comics were once banned in Finland because he doesn't wear trousers.

The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

Betsy Ross was born with a fully formed set of teeth.

The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses. No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses.

Starfish haven't got brains.

Donkeys are commonly used by the Iraqi Rebels to launch rockets!

When he was only 13, Johnny Depp lost his virginity to a girl slightly older than him.

Walt Disney, the creator of Mickey Mouse, was afraid of mice.

Thomas Edison, lightbulb inventor, was afraid of the dark!

Virgina Woolf wrote all her books standing.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

Justin Timberlake's half-eaten french toast sold for over $3,000 on eBay!

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

When Britney Spears books into hotels she uses the name 'Allota Warmheart' so that nobody will recognize her

100% of all lottery winners gain weight.

In all three Godfather films, when you see oranges, there is a death (or a very close call) coming up soon.

Hilarious Math exam answers

2009-01-02T03:22:00.000-08:00

Just Do IT!!

2009-01-02T03:01:00.001-08:00

Dogs in an unusual posture

2009-01-01T05:04:00.000-08:00

Google is Hot!!

2009-01-01T04:27:00.000-08:00

Best kept secret

2008-12-30T14:37:00.000-08:00

At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. ‘No woman,’ said one man, scornfully, ‘can keep a secret.’

‘I don’t know about that,’ answered a blonde woman guest. ‘I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one.’

‘You’ll let it out some day,’ the man insisted.

‘I hardly think so!’ responded the blonde lady. ‘When a woman has kept a secret for twenty-seven years, she can keep it forever.’

First Time Experience

2008-12-30T13:34:00.000-08:00

As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.

His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an ease entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

Translating women's & men's English

2008-12-30T13:26:00.000-08:00

TRANSLATING WOMEN’S ENGLISH:

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

We need = I want

I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure...go ahead = I don’t want you to

Is my butt fat? = Tell me I’m beautiful

Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later

I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron!

Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you’re dead

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

You’re so.. manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive

It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now

You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about??

I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

How much do you love me? = I did something today that you’re really not going to like

TRANSLATING MEN’S ENGLISH:

I’m hungry = I’m hungry

I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy

I’m tired = I’m tired

Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

I love you = Let’s have sex now

I’m bored = Do you want to have sex?

What’s wrong = I guess sex tonight is out of the question

I love you, too = Okay, I said it...we’d better have sex now!

May I have this dance? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you

Can I call you sometime? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you

Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you

Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you

Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys

You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you in the next ten minutes

Let’s talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you’d like to have sex with me

I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit = I am gay

Dear Dad Letter

2008-12-30T12:03:00.000-08:00

A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed
was nicely made, and that everything was picked up and tidy.
Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed,

'Dad.'

With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the
letter, with trembling hands.
Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing to you. I had to
elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with
Mum and you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I
knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings',
tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much
older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really
hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with
the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and
ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so
Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know
your many grandchildren.

Love, your son, Joshua.